Meet Wolfy! 🐺
By day, he's a legendary DevOps engineer...
By night, he's still a DevOps engineer (those on-call shifts don't care about the moon) 🌙
But Wolfy isn't your average tech wolf. He's got furry ears, a fluffy tail, and an uncanny ability to debug production issues while simultaneously organizing the local furry convention! 🎭
Join Wolfy on his EPIC ADVENTURES through the digital wilderness!
⚠️ Warning: Contains excessive AWS bills, Docker shenanigans, and tail wagging! ⚠️
By day, he's a legendary DevOps engineer...
By night, he's still a DevOps engineer (those on-call shifts don't care about the moon) 🌙
But Wolfy isn't your average tech wolf. He's got furry ears, a fluffy tail, and an uncanny ability to debug production issues while simultaneously organizing the local furry convention! 🎭
Join Wolfy on his EPIC ADVENTURES through the digital wilderness!
⚠️ Warning: Contains excessive AWS bills, Docker shenanigans, and tail wagging! ⚠️
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*** EPIC TALES ***
🌕 Episode 1: The Midnight Deployment 🌕
HOT!
When a full moon coincides with a critical production deploy, Wolfy discovers that his furry transformation
might actually be the key to fixing the worst bug of his career...
🐳 Episode 2: The Docker Disaster 🐳
NEW!
Wolfy accidentally ships his furry convention costume photos in a production Docker image.
What follows is a race against time, corporate HR, and his own embarrassment!
☁️ Episode 3: The Cloud Convention Collision ☁️
EPIC!
FurryCon 2026 is scheduled on the same weekend as the biggest AWS migration of Wolfy's career.
Can he attend both? Should he? The answer involves VPNs, a wolf onesie, and questionable life choices!
🚨 Episode 4: The On-Call Howling 🚨
CRAZY!
During a critical incident at 3 AM, Wolfy's teammates discover his secret when they hear howling in the background
of the emergency call. But wait—that howling just revealed the solution to their Kubernetes catastrophe!
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📚 MORE STORIES COMING SOON! 📚
(Wolfy is too busy fixing production to write more... for now) 🐺💻
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